Best theremin email of the day:Once I met Lydia Kavina, the theremin virtuoso and his great niece. She played the Theremin for at a small party I went to in St. Petersburg and she was lovely and a little spooky. At the end of the party I sat in an empty bathtub with the guy who made the Theremin documentary and an editor from Spin Magazine. Nothing kinky happened.
As a professional storyteller, I can appreciate the final sentence, but I have to admit--a little kinky goes a long way.