Word on the street is that there is a picture of me in The Onion this week, as the "supervisor" for the 298,999,999th most uninfluential person in the world. If anybody knows about this, and has electronic or physical evidence of this, let me know--I'm in Cape Cod, doing TONGUES WILL WAG and eating my weight in lobsters, so I can't get ahold of anything.
Thanks, Adam--here it is for your viewing pleasure:
Time Releases Annual List Of Least Influential Americans
If you're in Cape Cod like me, come on by the show--it's going to be quite a ride. Details can be found here.